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I am going to buy the NadS house next month. Date for contract signing is already set, August 24th. Giving up my life in X. Fuck X.,
tonight I am free.
The structural engineer has already approved. The crack in the foundation wall is nothing to worry about, the agent said. I am happy
to have a new project to focus on. I will vacuum all the floors and I think I will also wipe them. I will search the house for bed bugs and
I will wash the curtains. I will get a washing machine first. I will get a car before that. I will pay all this with the money I made in
the Palace. I will quit my Palace job to make my own little Palace. I will call it Little Palace, maybe. Or L.P. Or The
NadS House, like I did before. I will call it whatever I want. I will change the name from time to time, maybe.
I will invite all my friends to come to the NadS House. We will have enough space to live together and have fun and do stuff and so on...
A living room, a kitchen, a bath with a bathtub, a bedroom, another bedroom, another bedroom, another bedroom and another bedroom. And a
very large toilet room for personal toilettery. Maybe two to three bedrooms is already enough. We can tear down the walls
and make one very big room or we can have several smaller rooms for activities. There will also be an attic with a big wooden cabinet.
It's a bit dusty, but I will dust it before the guests come. There will also be a garage with a second kitchen. Absurd, like, who
needs two kitchens, right? What a life that will be.
Only problem is that the NadS house is located in a small town in the former GDR, which has been suffering from emigration for decades.
But don't worry, Olaf, I will fix it. I will invite all my friends and we will make this place crazy big. Buyers will come to
NadS from all over the world and there will be news coverage and memes and so on. People will say that NadS is the new Berlin.
I am looking forward to having my second DIY project. I think that dad is gonna come on the weekends too to help me vacuum all the floors.
Subsequent addition: I forgot to mention that the ceiling height amounts to 1,90m in most parts of the house. But it's not so bad. We can
cover the ceilings with foam to make sure no one gets hurt, or we can make the garage a lounge area for The Tall People. Dad and I will find a solution.
(Dad is also 1,90 so ...)
